Alphabetical Advise

Accept gifts.
Before you cross the road, look both sides.
Candy is really sweet, don't eat to much candy.
Do follow instructions.
Enjoy life.
Fix things.
Go travel around the world.
Happy people are good people.
Internet, everyone needs it.
Johnny English is funny, you should watch the movie.
Kicking people is a good way of defending yourself.
Licking a popsicle before biting it is smart.
Malls are for shopping, not playing.
No can change your life.
Oreos are tasty, but don't eat too much.
Pens are permanent, use pencils.
Queen sized beds are good, but king sized bed are better.
Roads are for cars, not for people that are walking on the sidewalk.
Safety first.
Toilets are very useful, use them if you need to go...
Umbrellas are not just for rain, they are also for blocking the sun.
Violence is bad.
Wikipedia is something you can't always trust.
X-rays are really cool, don't be scared of them.
YoYos are fun to play with, don't hurt others with them.
Zigzag lines that are yellow and are on roads mean that you can't wait/park there.

15 Things...

My 15 Things Would Be...

1) One Pair Of Shoes

2) One Watch

3) Two Pairs Of Pants

4) Three T-Shirts

5) Four Small Towels

6) A Mac-Book 13 Inches Wide

7) A Small Portable Wifi Creator

8) An iPhone That Can Call Others

9) A Unit In A Modern Condo That Has A Washing Machine, Oven, etc

10) A Friend

11) Another Friend

12) An Eight Seater Car

13) A Driver

14)A Maid

15) A Bag That Contains 100 $1000 Bills

With All That Stuff I'll Stay Alive!

Picture Prompt

When I look at this photo, it seems like a boy jumped into a giant pool of peanut butter. Then when I look at it again carefully, it looks like a  boy fell into mud.

Johnny: 5 years old

"Hey dad, why do you have a camera in you hands?" Johnny asked.

"Don't mind me, I'm recording a video" his dad said.

"Hey Johnny" his mom said, "Your friends are here!"

"Yaaay!" Johnny said.

"The mud pool is over there!" his dad pointed.

All the kids jumped in.

"Here is Johnny...splash" his dad shouted.

Mud splash all over the camera. 

"NO! My very expensive camera!" his dad screamed, "It's all covered in...mud!"

And they never played with mud ever again. Or did they?...

THE END

Johnny: 6 years old

"It's a great day to go to the movies," mom told Johnny and his dad.

"I think so too," said Johnny's dad..

They got into their car and drove to the movies. It was pouring and mud got into Johnny's shoes.

"We're here," Johnny's dad said.

They parked their car and entered the mall. The are in the queue to buy tickets.

"What are we going to see?" Johnny asked his mom.

"Mr. Peabody and Sherman!" His mom replied.

They got the tickets and are entering the theater. The guard didn't let Johnny in.

"Why won't you let him go into the theater?!" His dad shouted at the guard.

"Sir, he has MUD in his shoes!" The guard replied.

The guard's dragged him out the theater and pushed him out the door. He landed on a giant puddle of mud. That is why Johnny's family never went to the theater to watch movies ever again. Or did they?...

Flight, Or Invisibility?

     What should I choose, flight of invisibility?

     I would choose invisibility because if I choose to fly, then I can be seen and get caught. One more reason is that in some places, there is not much "flying room" to fly in.

     If I choose invisibility, when if I get bullied from a 10 foot teen, who think's he owns the whole world, then I can run to the bathroom and turn invisible. When that 10 foot teen goes away, I stop being invisible and run away (and yes tell an adult)!

     I can turn invisible in class and erase the teacher's plans. But I stop being invisible and go to the principal's office. In the principal's office I can turn invisible again and scare the principal...

     Writing... not the best subject in the world. So turn invisible and sleep. Or write while being invisible. What everyone sees is a moving pencil...